sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

spicey noodle

A feisty snake with attitude.

Person 1: he's got some attitude today, tagged at me earlier

Person 2: he's a spicey noodle

by Forestfox25 May 16, 2021

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex

Jill is a pure noodle.

by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022