by PolarTheBear April 03, 2011
the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?
john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.
steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.
steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 02, 2011
by 203628 April 02, 2011
Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.
Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 02, 2011
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by Supacaliboi69 October 31, 2021
A junk or boy or girl is a very unattractive people who acts like everyone is obsessed with or wants to sleep with them (they are usually virgins who have never had romantic partners )they also make sly remarks or insult conventional attractive people . (If someone were to find a junk attractive a junk would not date them seeing them beneath them or unattractive,junks don’t usually enter relationships because they like they idea of two people fighting over them or the idea of having multiple partners) junks usually cheat on their partners as well
“Sandy likes to pretend all the boys want her but she’s such a junk “
“Adam said two young girls were checking him out who’s gonna tell him he’s a junk “
“Adam said two young girls were checking him out who’s gonna tell him he’s a junk “
by Hamburger gangster June 16, 2024