Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,

Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.

by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017

vaggle bagel

a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!

your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

anchovy on a bagel

A term used by a man that loves rimming the butts of other men through a bagel.

"Wow, that guy really likes to rim through that bagel, his tongue looks like an anchovy darting through that hidey hole! Thats an anchovy on a bagel

by zimdah April 1, 2021

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022