Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Grease

to have sexual intercourse with a certain individual

They will grease after school.
Luis and Lily greased in the public bathroom.
I might have to grease if he dont pull them draws up 🤷 ♀️

by ash kash December 15, 2021

Grease

Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?

ps. Fuck you grease ball

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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do

by ifhysm May 27, 2017

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

grease window

Another word for a fast food drive thru.

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"

"Sure thing!"

by Ne0tek November 2, 2017

Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.

I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.

by Snapilated December 15, 2021