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Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender
"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021
mugGet the Russian Twistmug.

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023
mugGet the A Twisted Christmasmug.

Rosso twist

Using fingers on her
I used the rosso twist and she gushed over my fingers
by Rossogal June 16, 2022
mugGet the Rosso twistmug.

polish twist

Is an act of trying to seduce a female at a bar by grabbing her private parts from behind and you would finger her if she was not wearing clothes.
Did that guy really thing that he could get that girl with a polish twist.
by Svangur September 30, 2014
mugGet the polish twistmug.

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.
I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
mugGet the Johnson Twistmug.

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.
He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.
by TheTLang April 9, 2019
mugGet the twisted shrimpmug.

Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.
by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019
mugGet the Pocket Twistmug.

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