Straight porn

A type of porn that involves sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.The porn is titled "straight" porn simply because of that aspect.

Straight porn is pretty homo erotic,especially when there is more than one man involved.Straight porn is pretty much subtle bisexual porn.

Gay porn is the best porn ever.
by goodlookinguy January 18, 2011
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Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.
by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009
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porn shui

When you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.
The porn shui of my bedroom allows me to download Naughty Nurses 7 while talking to my father.
by Kyle West April 22, 2008
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porn rat

Someone who looks at alot of free porn pictures, copies and pastes the pictures, and then never goes back and looks at them. Instead they just look at more porn and repeat the process. Taken from Pack Rat.
"I'm a porn rat. I ran out of memory on my computer because I have 1,674 pictures of free porn that I never look at."
by Jim E. Junk March 10, 2006
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bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS
the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 06, 2006
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wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.
A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.
by Wandlover October 20, 2007
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Jewish Porn

The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.
My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!
by The South Ass February 16, 2017
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