Day in loo

Similar to an unauthorised day in lieu, where one spends the day in a work cubicle playing phone games, searching for porn and thinking about urban dictionary definitions.

Boss: 'Are you taking another day in loo then, David?'
David: 'How'd you know, Boss?'
Boss: 'Partly because you missed the big meeting, but mainly cause you're absolutely covered in jizz, you reprobate'

by Anonymous submissions May 13, 2019

history day

The most worst day in the history of the world

(You)OMG its the worst day ever! (Friend) Must be history day.

by Hosted287 December 6, 2017

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Sancho's Day

February 15th. The day after Valentine's Day. A sancho can't see the girl on Valentine's Day, so he sees her the day after, that's his day with her.

"Her side dude took her to movies for Sancho's Day."

by ElGuarache November 10, 2020

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021