Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

Thomas selby

Thomas selby is a man who has a massive ass

“Omg look it’s Thomas Selby and his fat ass”

by Gazzaben22 March 9, 2022

Thomas finn

A legend where if you say this name 3 times he will appear in a dark corner of your room

Girl : Thomas Finn Thomas finn Thomas finn

by RDX1103 March 3, 2017

Thomas Gordon

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.

oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!

by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011

Thomas is Gay

A Thomas is a very gay specimen of male, normally they are quite short and will tell other people that they are gay and that they are straight but inside they are wishing they were sucking dick.

Did you know that you are a 'Thomas is Gay'

by Thomasshitter September 20, 2020

Black Thomas

A sexual position that is explained in the example.

A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.

by mooman91 May 29, 2009

Janelle Thomas.

Part A; Janelle is of Hebrew origin meaning God is gracious.

Part B; beautiful and ambitious young lady who has a smile that shines brighter than the stars in the heavens

Janelle Thomas. would you be my Valentine?

by Gstopner February 11, 2013