Skip to main content

Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
mugGet the Sleep-Bitchingmug.

Sleep Brappnea

An onomotopeoia.

When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.
Dude, I am so roasted.... Damn Sleep Brappnea kept waking me up and WHEW... it was gnarly.... Hardly slept at all!!!!!
by Bonemanrides August 10, 2016
mugGet the Sleep Brappneamug.

Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.
Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying
by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017
mugGet the Sleep Studyingmug.

Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.
Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."
by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010
mugGet the Sleep Sandmug.

No Sleep Gang

The people that stay up all night working, and make fun of the fact that they do.
I had to pull an all nighter to finish my homework. #No Sleep Gang lmao
by Bobcatadam September 24, 2020
mugGet the No Sleep Gangmug.

Sleeping Beauty

The action of taking a toke and proceeding to exhale in another’s mouth while they’re sleeping to awake them.
“Yo, let’s wake collin up with a sleeping beauty
by ShibuiPerk October 14, 2022
mugGet the Sleeping Beautymug.

Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
mugGet the Sleep of Justicemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email