A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
by The River Walker October 8, 2020
Get the Texas River Mouthmug. When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.
by That guy fd April 4, 2017
Get the sneaky river snailmug. we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub
by Spicybite December 3, 2017
Get the Throw u in the rivermug. When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
by Yeaw May 30, 2018
Get the Connecticut River Runmug. Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.
Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.
by Ugly_Jack March 17, 2015
Get the Man-Made Rivermug. Peace River Sharks are a female hockey team that don't even play in Peace River AB. The Sharks play in Nampa AB. They are a team of bitchin bitches that enjoy bitchin about the bitches.
Hey yall, Lets go to Nampa to watch Peace River's female hockey team, the Peace River Sharks, bitch out some other bitches!!
by Yippee-Ki-Yay December 11, 2010
Get the Peace River Sharksmug. by Beeno55 March 11, 2019
Get the Big Muddy Rivermug.