Master racing

Furiously masterbating before your significant other gets in the room.

While my wife was in the shower I was master racing in the bedroom

by Pinhead McGee December 30, 2016

ur race a disgrace

comeback to roast the persons whole race. worst then ur mom gay and the other roast’s combined, but aimed at a race.

Jordan: ur mom gay lol
Chase: ur dad lesbian
Jordan: ur sister a mister
Chase: ur brother a brother
Jordan: ur family tree LGBT
Chase: ur race a disgrace
Jordan: dies

by MrMcStufMuffins May 17, 2018

Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.

Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!

by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010

Assoluto Racing

A retarded game made for people who cant afford to get a PC

You guys wanna play Assoluto Racing?

by IXRASSOLUTO May 27, 2020

misplace the race

When you go into a neighborhood that isn't familar to you and find yourself surrounded by other ethnic groups other than your own.

Billy Joe Bob: Man the scenary around here is quite colorful!

Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?

Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.

Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!

Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?

by Christian Alexander May 16, 2008

jag off race

When two people driving in front of you are going the same speed and the jag off in the fast lane won't move over.(in Pittsburgh)

I would of been on time but I got stuck in a jag off race.

by Tomaykoplumbing May 11, 2016

Colorado drag race

Interstate 25 in Colorado, especially the section between Colorado Springs and Denver that is mostly only 2 lanes on each side, is notorious for drivers who block the left lane doing 60 mph because they feel the need to pass the guy in the right lane doing 59.7 mph. (The speed limit is 75.) This is called Colorado drag racing.

I have a flight out of DIA in an hour and a half, and I'm gonna miss it if I can't get around this Colorado drag racer in front of me!

by DpRock May 4, 2011