Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022
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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.
Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.
by Adam and Steve July 03, 2019
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mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 20, 2022
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Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!
Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!
by Dustinj321 October 16, 2017
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Yeti Patch

A large growth of hair located on a woman's lower back. Most notably found on foreign women. Often unintentionally flaunted when ill-fitting clothing is worn.
As she bent over to pick her bag off the floor her shirt rose up revealing her Yeti Patch.
by Fivestar September 23, 2014
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