Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

old bugger

An old man called Brian who has a slight bald patch on top of his already balding head that is roughly 30-35 years older than Jesus if he was still alive today.

How old is Brian again?? He's an old bugger.

by rlztn32 March 30, 2017

Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.

I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.

by OldMoneyBunny August 24, 2022

Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.

Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....

by Nerder The King April 17, 2018

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020

Old Greg

a man from a small video containing humour and sexual references

lol im old greg

by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016

Old Digger

Affectionate term for ANZAC soldiers. The term originated during the Gallipoli Penisula campaign, where digging protective trenches was a comonplace activity. Younger soldiers from other conflicts may be referred to as Diggers, but the Old Digger is reserved for those that served in WW1 or WW2.

There weren't many Old Diggers marching in the ANZAC Parade this year.

by arm71 April 25, 2010