by Beard Oil November 15, 2016
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Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?
-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012
Get the Rapist Beard mug.A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012
Get the monkey beard mug.A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
by Erickd December 10, 2009
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Get the Beard (verb) mug.Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
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