Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 27, 2021

Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

Bagel

God.

I worshipped the bagel.

by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022

Bagel

a donut

A bagel is basically a donut

by Rek1696 August 7, 2021