alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014

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Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it

Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club

by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023

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Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.

My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021

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The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.

List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.

Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.

by alaskanmoot July 15, 2017

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Pull an Alaskan Ginger

To say something obscene, naughty, suggestive, inappropriate, or downright atrocious, usually in the presence of parents.

Tom: (Spills drink on pants) Aw, fuck!

(Tom's parents appear behind his shoulder, glaring)

Dave: (Leans over) Dude, you just pulled an alaskan ginger...

Tom: How do you Pull an Alaskan Ginger?

Dave: Just look it up.

by FromAsTer July 1, 2012

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