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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.
I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.
by meer0ki October 4, 2016
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fap fucker

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.
Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.
by Pawll May 14, 2014
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Throat Fucker

When you fucked beyond a scenario that words can’t explain.
When Rick Moranis was inadvertently punched in the face. The guy who punched him was a real Throat Fucker
by DragonFeet June 22, 2021
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Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up
Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers
by Tank42069 July 4, 2018
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gong fucker

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit
" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"
by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009
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alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
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