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Hot Girl Summer

A period of time all girls will go through to move on from a break up. Improving themselves physically, mentally and emotionally to secretly make them jealous so they get back together but end up realising that they don’t need that person and move on to bigger and better things.
Friend 1: “Liam ended it with me”
Friend 2: “Hot Girl Summer”

Friend 1:“Henry keeps stringing me along”
Friend 2 & 3: “HGS”

Friend 1: “GIRL, you are looking good!”
Friend 2: “Chad ghosted me. HGS”
by Your loving meme queens January 27, 2021
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Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
by Evidentary October 1, 2014
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Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.
oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage
by jefferscene April 20, 2010
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Big summer blow out

Basically right ur a little pu**y and cum to much that it blows out ya knickers 🤣
Errrrrrr Beckie I’ve just had a big summer blow out
“Errrr Rachel u dirty bi**h”
by Cgvfubfjn February 3, 2020
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summer camp

A place where parents send their kids to get rid of them and be happy.
A place where kids get tortured.
parents like sending them their so they can see their kids crying when they have to go to a camp they dont want to go because it gives them happiness to see them cry
They watched her go to a summer camp
by SMFMlol.14 September 24, 2016
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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Subzero

The point in the night where you are so drunk you are obviously wasted to others just by observing how you walk. Its root is from the character in Mortal Kombat (specifically MKII) where he used a move to spray ice on the ground and when the opponent stepped on it he lost his balance (allowing him to be susceptible to an uppercut); due to the limited graphics, the loss of balance makes the character appear drunk.
Man, after drinking whiskey for 5 hours last night I was so subzero I fell through a plate glass window
by thefhuckup October 24, 2007
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