low key stoner 

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will

"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"

low key stoner by ktp1823 March 12, 2019

kauai stoner hoe 

Usually wears stained Tank tops. Hooks up with creachers. Gives head for a nug. Can find fucking with random chicks in star bucks threatening to call one aunty hoi. Oh don't get me wrong there pretty hot. But filled to the rim with stds.

Holy shit did you see those kauai stoner hoes crawling all over patrick and jamal at borders. intense

kauai stoner hoe by jkpeckerface March 15, 2009

chronic stoner syndrome 

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

chronic stoner syndrome by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

Eugene Stoner 

Eugene Morrison Stoner (Born November 22, 1922 in Gosport, Indiana; died April 24, 1997 (aged 74) in Palm City, Florida) is the man most associated with the design of the AR-15, which was adopted by the military as the M16.

Eugene Stoner is a genious of firearms.

Eugene Stoner by Drew473209123 January 18, 2009

Incoming Stoner 

A person who is likely to become a stoner

Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed

Incoming Stoner by Stoner47 August 29, 2010

canadian stoner 

n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.

Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.

.............................

Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.

I'm not lying. Why are you lying?

No. I said I was lying two. Not too.

canadian stoner by gnostic1 September 13, 2011

Indie-Stoner 

The stoner is a girl/boy who likes indie rock ( modest mouse, cage the elephant, earlier foster the people, death cab for cutie, ect..) and who smokes cannabis on a regular basis. an indie-stoner might also consumer physchedelics as well, such as LSD or salvia. you wont find many of them, and when you do they are kind of withdrawn, unless the topic up for conversation comes to music. they usually wear a unbuttoned button up flannel shirt for a "coat", with some band t-shirt with an unpopular or unknown band to most underneath of that. for pants they usually wear faded blue/black jeans with or without holes in them. they usually really like collecting and listening to vinyl, and often get high/trip while listening to their favorite indie bands. they rarely drink and party, and don't mind smoking or having a trip with themselves. also in general there not very social people. they also rarely drink and think pot is waaay better than alchahol. they ussually hate rap, but dont have a problem with the people that listen to it. the few friends that they have, when they have drugs, they'll always make an offer to their friends to take them with them. they also are ussually in good shape (not fat) and have hair down to their shoulder or the middle of their neck. they ussually wont talk to strangers unless they are spoke to, and because of this they often have trouble making friends. also, they avoid big social situations at all costs.

mom: how was your day?

girl: ok.

have you been hanging out with indie-stoner weirdo again??

girl: maybe.

mom: kids like that will get you no where in life!

girl: ok. (leaves)

Indie-Stoner by stonerdude360 December 5, 2012