Squeated

Any kind of Juicy, or Moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly.

" oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner"

"the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore"

by miss marklarsqueakerson January 4, 2010

Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.

Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.

by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007

squeaky moo

The sound of Homestar Runner impersonating the Cheat. Also, the meow of a large cat.

"Squeaky moo, I'm the Cheat."

by Ismael Bialik July 11, 2006

Squeance

A squeance is a wet pussy fart

Holy shit I went down on her and she squeanced in my face!

by Donnied747 August 3, 2007

Squeezeit

Squeezit, a slang known as a fruit drink

drunk up a squeezeit

by 5567 May 12, 2008

Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010