Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.

Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.

by smooth cookie September 28, 2021

Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025

The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.

Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.

by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021

The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face

bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild

by Futaraki February 12, 2022

bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)

-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.

by paradoxxo October 2, 2019

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024