special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

dunlop special

the dunlop special can be done anywhere. it usually hppens after vast amounts of ket and other various drugs are taken by someone. that someone then suddenly disappears for the rest of the night and not to be seen or spoken to until the next day

man 1: wheres that fucking dickhead gone now

man 2: did u see that massive bag of ket, hes pulled a dunlop special

by roussel1983 August 25, 2009

downtown special

An ambiguous term for any action that seeks to dominate/own another person. Can be used sexually and non-sexually. Originated from the phrase "Takin' her downtown", or "From downtown!"

I gave my girl the downtown special, Bro!

Dude I gave 'em the downtown special! I scored from backfield!

by untitled0_0 August 14, 2017

sofres special

To pleasure oneself with the phone whilst running data/reports.

The young placement alleviated her boredom with a sofres special.

by Peter 89 July 5, 2006

Gustaf special

A term typically used in Xbox group chats when someone really wants a blowjob

“Awww I’d really love a blowjob right now”

“do you mean a Gustaf special?”

by Big Iran August 2, 2020

cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017