Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

sailors dream

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

by leviticus October 26, 2013

Sailesh

The sexiest, hottest, cutest human on earth.

You'd be lucky to have a Sailesh.

by A_S_ November 22, 2021

scrotum sailor

One who sails the uncharted scrotum seas. Often used as an insult to a man's sexuality. Said sailing can occur with any body part. In addition, the word may be used on a larger scale to describe a gay man, or to insult a straight man.

"Y'arr! This scrotum sailor is trying to board our poop deck!"

by masterofrats May 13, 2005

Naked Sailor

Adv. The act of having sexual intercourse without a condom.

I took her back to my place and gave it to her naked sailor.

by 34670909765vdsynfd246 July 8, 2011

Tijuana sailboat

When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.

Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!

by The J Team May 18, 2016