Skank smacker

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008

DUCK SICKER

Punk ass bitch who's stedily suckin dick (usually known for suckin dick)

yo ,hit up them one duck sickers or shut the fuck up you punk ass duck sicker

by BREAKBEAT June 27, 2006

Snickers Curse

Definition:

Snickers curse, is a curse that you contract after eating many snickers chocolate bars. Once the curse is upon you, you will see snickers in everything that matters to you. This could be seeing your girlfriend as a snickers bar, or looking down and seeing your penis as a snickers chocolate bar.

Example 1:
IFailstuff, looked down to see that his penis is now a snickers chocolate bar, he realised he has the snickers curse.

Example 2:
Bob doesnt want to be close to his girlfriend because he see's her as a giant snickers bar due to the snickers curse, he is afraid.

by Just.a.nobody May 29, 2010

snicker

white little crack a that you shoot for snacking on your ho!

that damn snicker gonna get shot up in tis joint!

by flmngdice94 February 13, 2009

snicker tits

having black nipples, or a term used to call over a ghetto black bitch.

"get yo ass over here snicker tits"

"damn you can see her snicker tits right through her shirt"

by B-low the rapist March 5, 2009

snickering

Snickering. The art of freezing a turd and upping yourself with it. Male or female. Make sure the snickering is completed before the turd thaws.

andrew snickered himself with his own muck

Andrew snickered himself with his own muck

fancy some snickering tonight love?

by mjrm November 10, 2013