Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.

Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.

by KathyWoudz December 08, 2019

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 09, 2022

Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 14, 2023

Slow damage

Slow Damage is a new BL visual novel game released by the company Nitro+Chiral, a branch of the popular VN company NitroPlus. It is 18+ and can get really dark.

Jacob: bro have you played slow damage?
Max: not yet. Still waiting for the English release. But I love Towa so far! He's my favourite.

by Jayden Killjoy November 02, 2022

Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.

That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.

by Slowslow44 November 05, 2020