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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022
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Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.
maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up
by Sleeksays November 20, 2018
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Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.
"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"
by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017
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Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.
Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.
by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019
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slow

1. Typically defined as a person who is either not hasty because he or she doesn't care or isn't in a hurry because of their slayed back attitude.
2. A person who has mental retardation due to their lack of IQ points.
3. To move slowly.
1. She tends to be running behind because of her slayed back attitude.
2. Is he slow or is that just me?
3. That grandpa is driving so slow.
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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super pussy slow

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.
I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.
by boatsmith September 3, 2018
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Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask
Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!
by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020
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