ship wreck

All hands on deck, seamen running everywhere.

John was reading a porno mag, he turned to the Miss November centrefold and before he knew it there was a ship wreck. All hands on dick and seamen running everywhere

by Ken Bennedy August 9, 2006

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

shimping great tondo

Ben Theaker

Not like that, Ben, you shimping great tondo

by Ivan Campo February 12, 2004

ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!

'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!

by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006

ship

1.A big noisy water car, on which you travel, meet strangers, drink goon, and endure fallacious relationships in the hope of having hot sex.

2.The the thing illegal immigrants most fear.

3.A expensive space car, used for scouting cool spots to travel to in the hope that it will be used for the same purposes one day as the water car.

Alex: Hey baby! your way hot lets get drunk and have sex.
Sexy Girl: No, I don't fool around with losers.
Alex: Com'on baby we're on a Ship here!
Sexy Girl: Oh yeah, I forgot. Lets go!

Illegal immigrant: El ship! AHHHH!!! NO!

by Dialex December 28, 2005

Shapped

Being absolutely shattered in desperate need of a nap!

'ah mate, im shapped!'

by katy splodger August 5, 2008

shipping up

consuming a large amount of alcohol while listening to "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys

I just failed that exam. I'm coming back and shipping up so I can forget about it.

by Dingel May 10, 2010