Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

backseat seat

A seat in the back but backwards

Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!

by Amanda the master December 23, 2017

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.

‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023