sarah

sarah is like rlly pretty. i mean drop dEaD goRgEoUs. but like she's also hilarious as hEck. she makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about herself which usually aren't true aT aLL, but you can still relate to. she's like, kinda a cry baby, but like in the best/funniest way possible. she cries when anything happens. she'll cry while watching Simon Birch in class during the horrible stupid baseball death scene, she'll cry in the middle of telling her own joke, and she'll even cry if she sees a spider jump when you're trying to take it outside. sarah is also a germaphobe. if our teacher tells us in advance that she is going to be sick, sarah will ask to sit in the back of the classroom and will probably bring an oxygen tank with her. she's also a tik toker. she will recreate danielle cohn's tik toks w u and attempt to twerk in her seat when it really just looks like the two of you are having seizures.

a bug, lands on sarah's desk.

nobody:
not a soul:
not even satan:
sarah: swats it away with her hairbrUsh, applies hand sanitizer to all parts that have been cOntAminAtEd, and proceeds to start crying

by sP0oDer November 4, 2019

SARAH

Slang ; Acronym (Single And Rich And Happy) which coincides with an already existing word.

Gerard: My ex girlfriend says she's a Sarah.
Michelle: Wtf?! Her name is Molly, innit?
Gerard: Yeah but she's single and rich and happy now.

by pouh July 23, 2011

sarah

beautiful, smart (sometimes), big ass, kinda of ditzy and always in her own world, all the boys are chasing after her but kinda of scared because she can be a real bitch at times, even though she defintally has an attitude to practically everyone, everyone still loves her. you can be having the worst day of your life and it will be better by just looking at her smile.

guy 1: that sarah is such a babe
guy 2: trust me dude, i know
guy 1: hey! back off shes mine
guy 2: not for long...

by teeeam edwardoo!!!!!! November 29, 2011

sarah

Sarah, is a very sexual, seductive, woman. That wild look in her eye, with a hint of crazy, can set your night on an adventure with a sarah in your bed. Most sarahs are very beautiful and outgoing, and willing to get seductive anywhere, anytime. Sarah's are know as sex toy kittens. Once you meet a sarah, they're hard to forget about. Don't ever make the mistake of pissing them off. The beautiful colors in their eyes turn you into golden dildos.
Sarahs are the most beautiful, amazing girl in the world, make sure to feed them every hour. Sarahs tend to get hungry easily. After you buy her a drink, make sure to get her into your bed.

Billy; Damn, that girl sucked my dick on time.
John: She gave me a hand job.
Brandon: That's sarah. She gave me a blowjob one time!

by marshmellowkittens November 28, 2012

sarah

Sarah is a bitch but everybody loves her anyway she also loves all mackenzies

Sarah is so rude but at the same time I love her

by kenzie26 February 23, 2015

Sarahism

The ideology where the individual would believe they are God or to an extent. a celestial superior life form.

I’m not religious because i believe in Sarahism.

by HazeAH November 10, 2019

SARAH

Sarah: A amazing, tough, strong, independent woman. She’s not afraid to fight someone! She acts like a crackhead well sometimes. She is a great Best Friend! If your an Emma go find yourself a Sarah. If your a Sarah go find yourself an Emma! #bestfriendgoal

Sarah: Hey Emma!

by Your_mommmmm September 6, 2019