Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.

Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.

by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025

Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.

Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking

by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025