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joe stripe

the tan line that results from never taking off the memorial bracelet that commemorates the life and death of Joseph A Micelli Jr., the best person that ever lived
man i have such a wicked joe stripe this summer
by phranky b July 1, 2011
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Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
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Cloud Strife

The hottest, coolest, blondest, spikiest, softest fictional man. He's my man, we're married. He just doesn't know it yet. Did I mention how hot he is?
Person: Cloud Strife is ugly.
Me: If you don't walk away in three seconds you will be dead. Don't test me
by YourLocalCloudSimp November 23, 2021
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North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.
Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber
by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010
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Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.
Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!
by chris wango December 26, 2005
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Striker

The Social Athlete who always manages to slot one away. He's always chasing girls on a night out.
"I've got no idea where Jim's gone. He's probably off being a striker again".

"Isn't it Davo's birthday today? When's he arriving?"...... "He got here ages ago, but he's chasing after a girl, being a striker".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
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Strife

Strife is shitty game on an even shitter game called roblox. Filled with little kids and annoying hackers who love to use a class called dreemur.

Devs claim to fix glitches, but always make it worse. A spawn for rage and salt commonly known for vultures and noobs. The discord is even worse filled with memers, weebs, an egg, a moth and a gender confused admin.

Strife would be a good movie though.
Man I hate strife it makes me salty
by SaltandBleachYum April 13, 2017
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