chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks

person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."

by eagles29 July 24, 2011

Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.

My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.

by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022

sick member

The best and coolest kid in the gang

Arrrrr, Luke is a sick member!

by Johnoooooo May 11, 2016

roam-sick

Missing traveling without a plan. Yearning to get back on the road.

After being back from our trip to the mountains, I was getting roam-sick.

by threedog September 22, 2013

Nic-sick

Term used to refer to mild nicotine poisoning, usually characterized by headaches, dizziness, or hunger.

Friend 1: "One time I hit 5 pods in one day"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, you must've been super nic-sick"

by Already.InUseBySomeoneElse January 2, 2022

sick satisfaction

the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others' misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities

I get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the class failed this test except for me

by casworm December 19, 2015

posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022