Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.

Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.

by DracoWhale January 8, 2025

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

Shrimp Mode

When a woman is on top riding a short king and has to dramatically curl her body forward to kiss him at the same time — resembling a shrimp. 🦐

Background:
The term “shrimp mode” plays off the visual of a curled shrimp and the physical act of hunching forward or folding mid-thrust. Most common in cowgirl position when the girl’s the same height as or has a few inches on her man.

“He was 5’6” and I’m 5’8”, so every time I tried to kiss him while on top, I had to go full shrimp mode. Felt like I was gonna fold in half.”

by eggsoverec July 17, 2025

Shrimping

What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth

"Hey Todd will you hurry up and start this shrimping secession"

by Yessem August 9, 2025

mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 22, 2025

Shrimp back

When you want someone with a micropenis to fuck you from behind. Typically, the person requesting this action has a basic amount of tattoos and is into cars.

Yo, Cody Cutz is a total shrimp back

by icantsw1m August 22, 2025