shrimp oluf

shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.

smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION

by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021

Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”

by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Shrimping

When two homosexual men have anal sex and they take a straw and suck the cum out of the other mans ass.

Would you like to go shrimping tonight?

by WhiteShark April 27, 2016

SHRIMP SQUAD

Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)

The Shrimp Squad left for Queensland yesterday

by Ella Meno Pea January 23, 2021

six-shrimp

To lie. Popularly used in the Los Angeles area.

Person 1: I ate like six shrimp off that salad.
Person 2: There was only two to begin with!
Person 3: Stop six-shrimping us!

by No-Nathan May 16, 2020

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018