by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023
Get the shafting your doxie mug.Commonly referred to the Kent town sittingbourne. The town consists of small minded townsman who believe that the whole world revolves around living in the me9-me12 postcodes and nowhere else. If you do come across this saying you will have finally met a human being who understands they live in such a Pathetic and chavvy area. Stay away from murston, Kemsley Quinton and Milton or you’ll probably get robbed by some 23 yo pikey who uses phrases like gauga bread and muvers die.
People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.
Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.
People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.
Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.
Person 1: “fancy a night out in shittingbourne?”
Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”
Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”
by Monkeytennis22 August 23, 2023
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by God_of_beans September 1, 2023
Get the shitting like a blue goose mug.a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult
A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
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C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
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I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.
Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.
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Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.
Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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