A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
by Natepalm October 22, 2003
A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.
by Marco at UCR October 16, 2006
Someone that tries to treat a female special to make himself look wonderful, when really he's a monster beneath the surface.
That guy with the Santa Claus complex has a gift for you, he's not even trying to hide it. He is arrogant and aloof about his Santa Claus complex.
by The Original Agahnim July 04, 2021
Ingredients: 1 footlong hotdog, Hatch green chile, mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, hot buns.
To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.
To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.
After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!
by Jor-hay September 24, 2007
Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
by MayaEA July 10, 2006
1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie October 05, 2006
The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
by Peter Goziner September 09, 2011