Tuscan Rocket

When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.

Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?

by Sofa King Softball September 29, 2008

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

retard rocket

Word for the short bus that the "special" kids at school ride.

runaway retard rocket!!!!

by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004

pocket rocket

a small vibrating dildo.

"That chick is packin a pocket rocket

by RelaxedCrazyMan November 22, 2003

protein rocket

a high flying cum loaded projectile launched from a cock intended to impact a chicks face

After I launched a protein rocket into Stacys face she surrended her turd cutter without further adew.

by Nekima May 10, 2006

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

crotch rocket

a motorcycle, designed in such a fashion as to give the rider the sensation of flying like superman, with the ability to accelerate fast enough to rival a rocket, and contain it all in a package small enough to fit in your crotch.

zx9-r, zx10-r, zx12r, yzf-r1, gsxr1000, gsxr1300, cbr1000, cbr1100XX...

by darylict July 22, 2004