A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.

Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?

riley parent by Big Aus May 31, 2018

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riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.

Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack

riley barnes by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 7, 2018

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Riley O

Riley is a fun, outgoing, sweet, loving guy, if you ever get the chance to met a Riley O never let go, even if you are just friends it will definitely not be a waste of time. When your talking to him there is never a dull moment, never a second waisted. and he wont hold back from getting what he wants, he is definitely a ladies man, and will definitely turn heads when he walks into a room. Its not just his looks that make the ladies fall for him, its his fun, outgoing personality, along with how much he cares for the people around him. Over all if you get a Riley O never let him go because you will regret it. (Love you Riley O)

Riley O is my best friend

Riley O by Hannah 1324 April 20, 2019

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riley allen

lizard girl. also very short

yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick

riley allen by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019

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