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Reverse pedophile

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.
Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!
by iloveoldmen May 14, 2011
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reverse birth

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"
by thed00d! October 22, 2008
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reverse mullet

a hairstyle that emo kids usually wear. long hair over the face to cover their "tears" and short and spiky in the back. it is opposite of a regular mullet, which is long in the back and short in the front, hence the name reverse mullet.
those kids are dark hippes-they have reverse mullets.
by carmelina September 24, 2006
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reverse dump

the act of taking a dump while facing the tank of the toilet. this enables the dumper to utilize the top of the tank as a work surface for a computer, writing letters, accounting amongst other tasks. It also provides a place to rest arms/elbows.

- originated at the University of Kansas circa 2008.
"I was able to check my emails on my laptop in the restroom while taking a reverse dump."

"Dude, why are you taking your sandwich into the can?"
- "It's cool. I'm taking a reverse dump so I can still enjoy my sandwich."
by gen. city August 25, 2010
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Reverse SeaHorse

When a female lies on her back in the act of sex, lifts her legs behind her head, an the male inserts his penis into her vag while sitting on her legs in the opposite direction, then rocking back and forth like a seahorse swimming in the ocean
That Reverse SeaHorse really turned on my sexlife.
by Ronnie Corrado April 28, 2009
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Reverse Blowjob

The reverse blowjob position is apparently one of the most unconventional of all the other blow job stands.

Not for beginners, but an excellent way to please your guy.

How To Make The Reverse Blow Job
Lie down on your bed on your back.

Position your entire body on the bed, but your head to hung over the side of the bed.
Then you can deepthroat easily.

Your mouth and throat will be in alignment.
So it is easy to deepthroat without gagging.
Widely speaking, a reverse blowjob is when you are not straightly sucking his dick but reverse.
Your man must take it slowly at first.
Give me a reverse blowjob
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by Fryni May 18, 2021
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reverse darwinism

a situation in which a less evolved species is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature
"if you think about it isnt really reverse darwinism, as much as bigger picture darwinism, if you will." -igby goes down
by steve carr August 25, 2003
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