"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
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Get the Roger Me Guffin mug.v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
Get the Rogers Raped mug.When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.
Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
Get the ROGER'S HAPPENED mug.A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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by ihateroger.com October 24, 2018
Get the Roger mug.A sarcastic form of acknowledgement, that can be 'toxic' to one's sanity. Usually the person who uses this term does not like to eat raw eggs.
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