Murphy punch

When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.

The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.

by DenDen420 January 9, 2010

dot punch

A punch delivered to the anus itself.

While training, I dot punched Kelvin so hard he cried blood

by punchy Mckick January 21, 2014

Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.

I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.

by Phillthis April 4, 2020

Skank Punch

The act of cocking your fist back, then putting all of your weight into said fist, thrusting it forward into the exposed jaw of a stank ass bitch, typically following that bitch acting superior to you.

Mary: "HAOS ME PUSY TAST?"
Dio: ... "SKANK PUNCH!!!"

by Bobdole127127127 November 22, 2011

Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020