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crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.
While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.
by diddymane January 27, 2011
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itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.
We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.
by RagingReptar December 6, 2020
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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frewt punch

The substance that 'punches' a hetrosexual to a homosexual or it 'punches' a gay person even gayer.
I'm gonna stay away from that frewt punch. It'll make you gay. Now I will have some fruit punch, as long as i'm not 'punched' gay.
by dookie twirl November 20, 2016
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Server Punch

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
by Biomechd December 24, 2012
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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
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Roundhouse punch

Spinning 360 degrees and after spinning 360 degrees punch a human/animal/object.
by S.S.H July 23, 2016
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