Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Pootel

An 18th-century nickname for little kid, usually between the ages of 4-7.

The little pootel received a gold star on his test

by Fedfan22 November 13, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019