pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit

"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"

by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016

pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.

Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.

by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016

Pre-Hipstoric

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.

"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."

by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016

Pre Indian gift giver

When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔

A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.

by The Grinch's sister December 18, 2016

Pre-TSD

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
When something reminds you of the fact you have something stressful coming up in the future.

"My test today went really bad"
"Aaaahh you're giving me Pre-TSD for my test tomorrow"

by mgraace June 20, 2017

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017