Patch

Patch is the sexiest and a wise man with the perfect cock even if he wasn’t lit fineass women still let him fuck he has a serious super swagger and his balls hang low that amia loves to suck on some fineass women suck on his balls even when they are stinky and hairy and sweat dripping especially while he’s at work they clean it all up with their mouths and or hand sanitizer and wipes it is unbelievable he is from Texas and is trill and likes to have fun he has sex with women that nobody thought he could pull and is savage and fearsome and not afraid to knock a motherfucker out he’s a balls deep deep dicking deep stroking he’s got that thrust that makes you cum all over his dick filling that wap up with all your creamer juice and leave you running for the hills He is blessed and amazing he can last for hours and if he doesn’t then he will make it up to you

Oh my god he filled my pussy up and had me licking off all of my nut off his cock I couldn’t stop cumming I ain’t gonna lie I ran away the first night but when I came back some chick was in there and she was fucking his brains out I was watching and started playing with myself and then she asked if I could join and right when I got on the bed patch came everywhere on her ass Like what a fucking night

by Big daddy lil pp November 22, 2021

Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches

My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.

by Chance McKracken December 3, 2003

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

Call of Duty: Patch Ops

A.k.a Black Ops. A CoD game that has patches released for it ALL the time.

"You wanna go play some Black Ops?"
"Call of Duty: Patch Ops, ya mean? Hell naw, i got MW2"

by me123456789876543 October 2, 2011

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004