painge

Change happens when the pain to remain the same is greater than the pain to change

"I stubbornly refused to delete the photos that clogged my phone until I had to painge"
"wow, looks like that might take him a lot of painge"
"why can't I ever get it together, I always wait for unbearable painge"

by Alabama Hammer April 28, 2021

Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

1,000 Ping

When your internet service provider Fucks you over for not giving you the internet you payed for.

During a Fornite Build Battle

Me: I got this bois

Ping Raises

Me: WHAT THE FUCK THIS FORTNIGGA WAS LUCKY I HAD 1,000 Ping

by FortNigga July 4, 2018

pinge

A whirlwind of emotions including jealousy, hatred and good old fashioned "I've been dumped again"

Shit. I've just been pinged

by Harro Von Marro October 30, 2003

Ping

Acronym used to determine the right to serve in a game of Ping Pong.

He won the 'Ping' round and therefore has the write to serve.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Pinge

A sexual maneouvre guaranteed to produce maximum pleasure, involving the pinching of a woman's clitoris. It can however cause pain if performed inexpertly.

My girlfriend was moaning for ages last night after I gave her a pinge.

by Ewan Slater June 6, 2007

pingers

A person whose hair is cut so short it goes "ping" when a hand is run through it.

It's the name given to new Military recruits in Basic Training after their first haircut.

It is a derogatory term that indicates the relative ignorance of the newbies and can be measured by the shortness of the hair.

That Pinger's gig line isn't straight.

by Robert Trudell July 4, 2005