Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 23, 2021

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.

Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.

by Adam and Steve July 03, 2019

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 20, 2022

Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!

Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!

by Dustinj321 October 16, 2017