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Paris

A slut from Spokane who might as well tattoo the word, "Open" on her pussy because she can't seem to close her legs. Lies and tells people she's a model when in reality she is not signed to any professional talent or modeling agencies and regularly sleeps with photographers in exchange for pictures. STDs seem to flock to her like a moth to a flame and she is a known bug chaser. Can regularly be found sleeping with older men in exchange for cash. Even her own mother complains to others that she's a whore.
" It's so sad that even Paris R's mother agrees that she's a whore."
by anon3749 March 19, 2019
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Paris Taylor

Not many words to describe this rare slut, she sexy tho
it’s Paris Taylor, but she kinda sexy
by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 30, 2020
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Paris, Texas

"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).

Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 29, 2012
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Paris

Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*

-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<

-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?

-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
by Liz2432 February 13, 2008
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paris hilton

1. hot bitch
2. rich bitch
3. whore
4. slut
5. hoe
6. makes a bad porno
14. looks good naked
paris hilton is so damn hot but her porno sucked
by hitler July 30, 2004
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paris hilton

someone who is overrated. however, i dont agree that everyone is saying. example: calling her anorexic is offensive to anerexic people. anerexia is a disease not a choice or flaw. shes alright in my opinion.
you: paris hilton is such an anerexic hoe.
me: ..you were wearing the same shirt as her yesturday..
by Lil Cutiex3 April 28, 2006
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Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.
I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
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