Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea June 2, 2018

packing up early

a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.

me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???

by idkyimhere February 17, 2019

Packing

Packing is a series of non-offensive jokes that should be taken lightly; packing is usually a mutual agreement between two parties to have friendly battle of banter to test their wits.

"Boy yo u look like a double dipped chocolate chipped Slim Jim with 4 stomachs , 3 bald fades, 2 partridges and a pear tree !"
"You're a walking glitch! Every time your dad asks you to pass the sriracha sauce at dinner, you be like ok d-d-d-d-dad."
"Haha! You smell so bad that when you walk in class to take your finals and your teacher immediately pulls out the spray."
"Bro, that was a good one!!"

I love packing on discord! It's so fun being able to joke around with my friends.

When I pack it brings me closer to my friends because we can come up with some silly stuff!

by dona#0001 February 15, 2021

packing

Taking a large ammount of illicit drugs, cutting them and putting them into smaller containers for easy sale on "the street".*

Additionally, the term is also used to describe someone carrying a weapon of any sort and is old school derogitive for anal sex.

* denotes sense used in example.

I need to get back to the crib to do some packing. My boys just dropped off a shipment (of drugs).

by Bill G July 24, 2008

parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot

hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool

by griplover9000 February 24, 2023

packing

Mainly used by people who chew tobacco. Where you put the tin of tobacco in your fingers and snap your hand back and forth and the it sounds like a snap of the fingers.

-A man chewing tobacco with a tin in his hand- "You be packing it!"

by Jourdyn December 14, 2004

cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.

It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007