Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Pain

running into a wall with an erection only to hit your nose on the wall.

all my homies know is pain

by boof69 December 5, 2020

Pain

Most awesome villain in Naruto Shippuden
Acting leader of Akatsuku

The world shall know pain

by Sage of 6 ramen bowls January 27, 2022

Particle Of pain

The tiny bit of nail that sits between your nail and skin that insists on making your day hell.

“Mum get the tweezers I’ve got a particle of pain again”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”

by Glassie June 8, 2019

Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me

I never agreed to be your pain proxy

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

Left shoulder pain

Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max

A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225

by niewiem666 December 4, 2022

pain in the ass

Having to debate with your parents to get more screen time to be had on your smartphone. Usually you experience this phenomenon if you're born into the first generation to grow up with smartphone, e.g. if you're a 2004-born kid whilst your parents were born in the 1970's and have had different childhood than yours. Henceforth, your parents have lived several decades without having any smartphone in their hands. Thus, your parents don't understand what it is like to exert the effort to get screen time to be had on smartphone during childhood.

Getting extra screen time is such a pain in the ass! My parents just don’t get how important my smartphone is for connecting with friends and catching the latest YouTube videos.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025