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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Pseudophilosophy Problem

The pseudophilosophy problem is a logical, pragmatic and relativistic problem that understands the category of "pseudophilosophy" as a vague and bad category for analysis, such as being a category that is always biased into analytical philosophy and always excluding continental philosophy, metaphysics and other philosophical schools. Such as pseudophilosophy can also be used to refer to literally all kinds of philosophy in a broad definition of the word pseudophilosophy. Such as the term is usually used in a biased form to attack opposite schools of thought and complex concepts and texts such as the ones related to post-modernism and dialectics as if all philosophy should be as the analytical philosophy actually are.
"The pseudophilosophy problem is a really nice concept that shows how this concept is almost all the times in the defense of analytical philosophy, as if the whole philosophy should be literally as analytical philosophy actually are, where it is not true, everyone with philosophical education can understand dialectics and post-modernism, it is just the one wants to do it or the one learned to do not understand dialectics nor post-modernism."

"The pseudophilosophy problem is literally like the pseudoscience problem actually are, it only shows about how materialists and atheists always love to use of problematic terms to attack everyone they disagree with, as if everyone must be materialist and atheist."
by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021
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personal problem

a problem that you can fix by yourself :)
Person A: “bro i just spilled ketchup on my shirt”
Person B: “personal problem :|”
by samr4t April 11, 2021
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Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.
She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021
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Standard Proceege

The highly effective strategy in CS:GO wingman on lake, in which both CT players hold the site by camping upstairs and looking down onto the site.
Right. Only way to win this game is to do the old standard proceege.
by pareppa July 15, 2021
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halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.
halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor
by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021
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The Probie

Deviant sexual act named after legendary hockey brawler Bob Probert that involves giving it to the girl from behind and suddenly pulling the bottom of her shirt over her head as seen in many hockey fights and then yanking it towards you as you continue to bang her from the backside.
I hooked up with this babe the other night and she was wearing her boyfriend’s jersey. So I decided to show her who the real man was and gave her The Probie.
by RealDealKneel33 October 27, 2021
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